Just kidding. Dan Gheesling, Orchard Lake St. Mary's assistant football coach and contestant on CBS's Big Brother 14, had a moment Friday night. While chatting with fellow contestant Britney Haynes, he stopped to think, "Did St. Mary's play its first football game of the season tonight?"

Well, someone get him the news. St. Mary's dropped its opener, 21-14 to Muskegon. Dan has made it to the jury on the show, meaning he will be away from reality until at least Sept. 19. That's long enough for the Eaglets to have played four games by then.